Bolton Live Music Venue.
22 Manor Street, Bolton, BL1 1TU.
01204 388596.

Monday, 16 December 2013

Neil Robert Piper is licensed to sell Ales, Beers, Wines and Spirits to be consumed on these premises

And it is also his birthday do on Saturday Dec 21st!

Neil's birthday nights are the unofficial start of Christmas. In fact certain 2014 calendars have listed it as a red letter day (it reads "Unofficial Start of Christmas - Stop Giving a Fuck").

All we require from you guys is to get down for 8pm, buy the boy a drink (as I hope he won't be manning the bar) and get cracking on the Christmas cheer.

Soundtracking the night will be The Minions and Dan Lever with Dave Lomax. A possible appearence from two noisy Northern Soul fans hasn't been confirmed but do not rule it out :)

Round off a great year at the Dog with the last big night before Christmas - and lets have a bloody sing-a-long!



The Minions - (Please Don't Come Home For) Christmas
 
December ‘82
I’ve got a picture of you in nude
Outside of the front door
Of the Salvation Army
(Last year) You got out of prison
(Just like) A cock on a mission
(Your bike) Get back on it
(But please) Clean up your vomit
 
Christmas!

Please don’t come home for Christmas
I wanna be on my own at Christmas
Don’t call my phone at Christmas
Because you’re always a bastard
You’re always having a laugh
You should be having a bath
Give the beer a rest
Because you’re still pissed from Christmas last year

Remember walking miles
Getting drunk on your screw top wine
The people loved you the most
When you climbed up that lamp post
And where the fuck did the year go?
Why am I still in the casino?
Maybe things will pick up by next year

Please don’t come home for Christmas
I wanna be on my own at Christmas
Don’t call my phone at Christmas
Because you’re always a bastard
You’re always having a laugh
You should be having a bath
Give the beer a rest
Because you’re still pissed from Christmas last year

5 gold rings and Golden fucking Earring
Don’t give me radar love!!!!!

Christmas!

Please don’t come home for Christmas
I wanna be on my own at Christmas
Don’t call my phone at Christmas
Because you’re always a bastard
You’re always having a laugh
You should be having a bath
Give the beer a rest

Because you’re still pissed from Christmas last year

Saturday, 14 December 2013

IT'S CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

No. Sorry. It's not. I have a cold. My time and dates are all running down my nose.

Push the brown stuff back up your trouser and rejoice, "I STILL HAVE TIME"

Still have time
*to buy gifts!
*to put a tree up
*to come and watch QUALITY music at the Dog

HAVE A BLOODY BANANA!

SATURDAY DECEMBER 14

Suburban Sons
Were Buffalo now aren't but are still ace. First return since Dogstock. They play faster in winter as they're colder.



Jamie Brewer
Fan of Jon Gomm and the like? Well STOP! Come and watch J Brewer. All the way from Preston. Such a lovely man and LOOK AT THOSE FINGERS GO.


Danny Liptrott
Boltons own. Had a harmonica blended into his beard to save him from having to buy one of those.....things.
Be proud! Homespun greatness.

More lovey shit from James Holt and Janileigh Cohen.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 20 (CRACKERS MENTAL MAD FRIDAY)

Only one band on this night. Never heard of 'em. I wouldn't bother. 





JERAMIAH FUCKING FERRARI ARE BACK!!!!

Take THAT Christmas!
SATURDAY DECEMBER 20


It's this chaps birthday. And I'll put some more up about this through the week.

Have a belting weekend. Have a pie (mince) and I'll see you soon.